The pangolin: The most remarkable animal you haven’t had a chance to eat yet
Posted by Rebel Without a Sauce on July 9, 2008
THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS. NOT WITH A BANG, OR EVEN A WHIMPER… it was kind of a squeal?
If I had a wishlist (it’s more constructive than my enemy list), it would just be “pangolin” over and over again until all life on Earth shut down. The Pangolin is an animal I would really like to draw your attention to, and definitely for humanitarian reasons and not just because it looks like what would happen if Mother Nature published a first draft!

A larger and more Marlon Brando-esque variety of pangolin also exists, appropriately called the Giant Pangolin. Feel free to laugh at its amusing appearance… Pangolins hunt for laughter. >:O
In more Goosebumps-focal news, yes, Troy Steele did write his retrospective and I was not disappointed! That is what I am reduced to, getting excited about a blog dedicated to a discontinued children’s series! And not even a high quality one, like Animorphs. You should smell the paper Goosebumps was printed on… to me, it smells like a happy childhood! And mildew.
Nostalgia: One. Sinuses: Zero. :(
And you know what? Let’s see if further Goosebumps amusement can be had from watching the Goosebumps TV series on youtube.com?
One Day At Horrorland, Part Two!
Did I say “amusement”? I meant “astoundingly bad production values”.
My favourite part of that video was when the monster said “Let’s get them!” and then… they almost got them! :o
I’ll leave you today with YET ANOTHER THOUGHT PROVOKING CARTOON



Whiskers said
<3
Your linking system is annoying…
The snap preview thing is bad…
The content is good though.
Again. <3
kataztrophy said
The Pangolin has just entered my top five list of favorite animals(based purely on design and nothing else)
furious buddha said
So I went to the Field Museum today and there was a Pangolin display. I had never heard of this creature until yesterday. Marvelous.
Oh. Also, I can’t expand ‘Today I… almost fall out of a boat.’
Rebel Without a Sauce said
Oh man!
That was a big uploading error on my part… but I think I’ll blame it on MS Paint instead. I’ll get right onto correcting his mistake (and if he screws up again HE IS FIRED)