Today, I… almost fall out of a boat
Posted by Rebel Without a Sauce on July 10, 2008
No Pangolins today? Life is certainly full of interesting twists! For example: I would never have thought I had it in me to live for another thirty years!
In a reprisal of yesterday’s lack of real content, here is another Goosebumps video! This time, it’s the The Blob That Ate Everyone. I think you’ll agree that the title is making a lot of promises. Everyone? Your average blob usually isn’t capable of gastronomical feats like that. I would have recommended that it start at something a little bit easier, like “the majority of” or “a large division of the population” and then work its way up to “everyone”.
The Blob That Ate Everyone, Part One
The Blob That Ate Everyone, Part Two
Holy moley.
I have thought up an alternate title for today’s entry: “Today, I… realise the entertainment value of just posting links to youtube Goosebumps videos”. It really makes finding content a breeze! Now I can just rest on my laurels!
Well, in that case… can I go play Super Mario Brothers instead? :(
“Okay”
What the hell. Here is the last thing I saw before Mario died… Clearly my Mario skills are less impressive than I’ve previously boasted… and I’m wearing a t-shirt right now that says “I am the greatest there is in mario-playing abilities and will prove it upon being challenged”! And worse still, I wore it to a Super Mario Brothers-themed party and accepted a challenge for midnight, tonight!
HOW AM I GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE?! :O
Closing remarks: Did you know that Satanism is everywhere and we are constantly being exposed to it? Because www.exposingsatanism.org is still on the case! They are without question one of my favourite paranoid delusional webrings out there and are a great source of inadvertent entertainment. Drop in on them to praise their efforts or just mock their weird beliefs like the smug, self righteous bastards I know you have the potential to be. GODSPEED. >:O
