I hate it when they secularise holidays like this. IT’S ALL ABOUT THE COMMERCIALISM. :(
As you may have scratched your head and observed to whoever is in close vicinity to you, it has been quite some time since an update. WELL I would like to wholeheartedly apologise to you for that.
However, where other people would say “I’m going through some things right now” or “I was sick” or “I was held hostage by this guy who looked like Bruce Willis”, I will not insult your intelligence. I’m just going to blame it on moose milk.
MOOSE MILK. Compose your best song about moose milk and send it to me! I dare you. What are you afraid of!?
Links, if you can be bothered clicking on them (I know I couldn’t) :
A recent blog taking the world (on the internet) by storm:
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/
I’m a white person and it appeals to my white sensibilities! It has been added to the sidebar if you are interested in an alternate link or you just like being redundantly redundant. KIND OF LIKE WHAT I JUST DID THERE. :O
http://falafel-king.freeonlinegames.com/
I will be completely honest with you, reader. I am only including this link because it contains the word “falafel”, one of the finest culinary words EVER CONCEIVED. It acheives a tie with “phlegmatic” on my personal top five. :)
http://www.wordassociation.org/
The Japanese take all the fun out of double entendres for everyone, forever: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_Yakult_Swallows
http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/100_most_beautiful_words.html
And… scene! That’s a wrap! All I have to do now is press publish and nobody can stop me, not even the Goosebumps dog! :)
“THAT’S JUST WHAT I WANTED YOU TO THINK”
He’s always one step ahead!! :O
