The Hiatus That Ate Us

The most observant of you may have noticed that it’s been a particularly long period of inactivity since the last post! Well, I hope you like it when trends continue, because that means I don’t have to complete this sentence and in doing so, save myself valuable vowels for

We’d like to hope everybody of whatever dominant denomination they may be enjoyed Christmas, New Year’s Eve, and the weeklong event that is the Festival of International Beaver Smuggling. This year is apparently NOT going to provide us with many surprises (even a MERE CHILD could have predicted that it was going to be odd-numbered) but all the same, let’s give it the same support and love we might give a more numerically significant year,  like 2010. After all, we’re still another year closer to the Mayan end-of-times. :)

 

In the spirit of some deeply cynical and unfestive holiday, here are some links provided, WITHOUT CONTEXT:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedenborgianism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line_of_succession_to_the_British_Throne

http://listsgalore.blogspot.com/2008/10/10-unusual-monuments-to-rub-kiss-or-pat.html

http://homelesstales.com/2008/07/famous-people-who-have-been-homeless/

http://www.biggerbetterbeards.org/

http://listsgalore.blogspot.com/2008/08/25-awesome-foods-you-never-knew-could.html

http://www.dailybits.com/5-terrific-twitter-uses/

http://listverse.com/bizarre/top-10-unusual-food-combinations/

http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/1025/

http://mywiki.ws/The_Most_Unusual_Books_of_the_World

http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/22167/37205

Enjoy it, and don’t eat anymore of that fruitcake. I’m saving it for one of my funerals.

I knew I shouldn’t have drawn attention to it, somebody’s eaten it all just to be contrary. YOU’VE RUINED POST CHRISTMAS, WHORE. >:O