You are welcomed by the FAQ Cat.

Welcome to the “FAQ/ABOUT” page! Questions you may want to ask may already be answered here, but if they aren’t, feel free to contact Morbidiculous yourself and submit a question. If you are lucky your question may even be answered in the form of a comic! If I’m lazy though it will probably just be written in boring old verbal English. If for some reason it’s in the form of a haiku then you should feel really insulted. :/

So just what the hell is all this supposed to be, then?

A good opening question, but perhaps a little bit strongly worded there! Morbidiculous is a website/blog/state of mind I originally intended to be a nonsensical comic strip and retrogaming blog, but in such a short space of time it has already lost all focus and has extended into other territory, like regular nostalgia, film and tv, vaguely autobiographical comics, and the seduction/education of the innocent.

In regards to this question, I really don’t know what else to say; you’ve caught me at my one moment of weakness! This is a facepalm of the highest magnitude!

Who are you and why should I listen to anything you have to say?

On wordpress.com I go by the mantle of Rebel Without a Sauce, a pun I have sadly STILL not tired of, but you can call me “Rebel” or “Saucey” or “R Sauce” (I REALLY LIKE THE LAST ONE, GO WITH THAT). More information can be found in that little button that says “profile”… I hope you have remained literate in the time it took to write that. :/

At the moment my readerbase is limited almost entirely to PEOPLE I ALREADY KNOW under a multitude of other aliases, so you guys should probably just go ahead and call me by whatever you usually call me. I like aliases! But not the tv show.

Well, maybe just a little bit. :/

Here’s a full list of names you may know me under; see how many you know and make an anagram of them for a fun rainy day activity! :)

M0le, Summon Boat, Mr0le, Gropher, Fraser Sullivan, Sheba Sullivan, Kokomo, Tampa, Sully, the Miniboss at the end of this level, Zerg

You have a seriously annoying writing style and I don’t like it! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT.

If you don’t like it then I guess there’s nothing for you here and you may as well be off! That is, of course, if you can find the exit! CACKLE DIABOLICALLY AND EXIT STAGE RIGHT! >:D

What’s your favourite meal of the day? Wait, why would I even be interested in your favourite meal of the day?? ALRIGHT, the jig’s up! Just what the hell is this?

I confess! None of these questions are being posed by a real person!

Really? Not even this one?

I am afraid not. Anyway, as for why are you, the fictional questioneer, are asking about food, is that I didn’t know for sure how interested the average person was in hearing about my favourite meals (I assumed the answer was “a lot”) and I’ve just had breakfast. The answer is, and will likely remain, breakfast.

Oh, my God. I’m not even a real person? I’m just a list of stupid questions you’re writing off the top of your head? These aren’t even well posed questions… oh, my God.

I don’t mean to interupt your existentialist crisis but can you get back to asking me about breakfast? Oh never mind, I’ll do it myself.

That’s better.

I am of suitable breeding stock and think I may be attracted to you, what do you look like?

Thank you for asking! For future reference, here is a drawing:

I kind of dig a little bit what you’re doing here! Is there any way I can help? …Also, “dig”!?! Jesus christ who talks like this?

Well, the best way to help is to spread the word about Morbidiculous and maybe help generate some interest! Young blogs need special care and love and sometimes feeding, and this is where the “baby” allegory kind of trails off… I wish I had used a zombie metaphor instead. Those guys have uses for everything, even philosophy! :(

So if you want to help, comment on entries, contact Morbidiculous, or offer to help shorten my list of enemies for me. If you are currently suffering from a brain disease that lowers your standards threshold and want to donate something, feel free to contact me. I WILL BE HAPPY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR ILLNESS FOR YOU.

Hello, I am a millionaire bikini and underwear model who is interested in first making you a star and then marrying you in a polygamous wedding with my eight sisters, each more beautiful and age of consentful than the last? How can I contact you?

Back of the line, lady! I can be contacted through email at sheba.sullivan@gmail.com or, for a more personal touch, you can try kentuckyfriedkitten@hotmail.com for MSN Messenger or other email, and my AIM profile is m0lvania. However, whenever the innocent ever truly need me, I’ll be there! … I guess. *shrugs*

You are finished here. FAQ Cat bids you goodbye.